He contrives to forget everything that it is convenient to forget, which explains which explains why his favourite newspapers are so blithely inconsistent and self-contradictory. He protects himself by declaring that I am an idealist, a little Johnny head-in-air, and that when I know as much about human nature as he does then I will change my views.

J. B. Priestley on the “realist”
Stranger: Why are you writing?
Me: Because I can't draw.
Nemanja Spinach (Serbia)
Even if you’re not excited by the world cup, you should be excited by the puns (the PUNS!) 

Nemanja Spinach (Serbia)

Even if you’re not excited by the world cup, you should be excited by the puns (the PUNS!) 

sportspage:

Former Bullet Manute Bol dies at 47 

Manute Bol was a true Dinkan hero. I hope he is remembered for his amazing charity work (he gave away the majority of his NBA fortune). Today is a sad day for Sudan.

sportspage:

Former Bullet Manute Bol dies at 47 

Manute Bol was a true Dinkan hero. I hope he is remembered for his amazing charity work (he gave away the majority of his NBA fortune). Today is a sad day for Sudan.

“Voices tell me I’m the shit.”
Eels - My Descent Into Madness

“Voices tell me I’m the shit.”

Eels - My Descent Into Madness

jaredgeller:

(via bookshelves)
Reblog, reblog, 1000 times reblog. This is amazing on a level I don’t think I can even comprehend. (via pangea)

Reblog, reblog, 1000 times reblog. This is amazing on a level I don’t think I can even comprehend. (via pangea)

Damn! Barack Obama is/was/will always be an awesome dude.

ahhlinda:

Young Barack Obama circa 1980

Presented without comment.

Presented without comment.

Steve Bruce is planning to spend £5m making Alan Hutton a “permanent signing”, in as much as anything can be said to be permanent in an endlessly revolving industry, and subject to the notion that human perception itself - or what Virginia Woolf called “moments of being” - is by its very nature shifting and ephemeral and experienced only through the solipsistic illusion of a fixed point of narrative consciousness.

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